I’ve nearly run out of one-liners, but not quite.

1. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
2. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
3. A day without sunshine is like, night.
4. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
5. Corduroy pillows: They’re making headlines!
6. Gravity: It’s not just a good idea, it’s the LAW!
7. Life is too complicated in the morning.
8. We are all part of the ultimate statistic — ten out of ten die.
9. Nobody’s perfect. I’m a nobody.
10. Ask me about my vow of silence.