The One-Liners just keep coming.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
The most rotund knight at king Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
When the cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.
Police were called to the nursery, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.