Less than flattering things to say to your loved one:-
Your teeth are like stars: They come out at night.
You have a soft heart: And head to match.
Your eyes are like the sea: They make me sick.
Her hair has waves like the sea: The dead sea.
Your ears are like flowers: Cauliflowers.
You have a heart of gold: And teeth to match.
When I look into your eyes: I see the back of your head.
Brains aren’t everything: In your case they’re nothing!
You have a mind like a steel trap: Always closed!
He has a nose like a bloodhound: Constantly dripping.
Your eyes are like pools: Cess pools.
Your eyes are like pools: The football pools.
Your skin is so soft: Like mold on an orange.
You have a twinkle in your eyes: The sun shining between your ears.
Your lips are like petals: Bicycle pedals.