by Anonymous
Today, we write a manifesto.
Today, our second sentence starts with the first word of the first sentence.
We write a short sentence.
Then a shorter one.
Then a really, really long one that maybe doesn’t make any sense but is immediately followed by
One.
Word.
Sentences.
Then we make our point even clearer
By using fragmented prepositional phrases.
By repeating the first preposition.
By doing it a total of three times.
And then we have another really long sentence that builds up excitement for our overarching concept that is summed up in a word that makes absolutely no sense.
Kumquat.
(I’m not sure who wrote the original version of this, but I was sent it in an email, and subsequently sourced it to http://www.kimmok.com/.)