3 Biggest Parent Lies:

  • We’re doing this for your own good.
  • You can have that (do that) later (when you’re older).
  • We simply can’t afford it right now.

3 Biggest Supermodel Lies:

  • Women normally look like that.
  • Women should look like that.
  • Fasting and dieting are good for you.

3 Biggest Life Lies:

  • …and they lived happily ever after.
  • Dying is painless.
  • Things have gotten so bad that they couldn’t possibly get worse.