3 Biggest Advertising Lies:

  • This product will taste as good as it looks.
  • You really need our product.
  • If you use our product you will look like the kinds of people you see in our ads.

3 Biggest Mail Order Lies:

  • Delivery of your product will occur within 30 days of ordering it.
  • If you’re not satisfied with our product we guarantee a no questions asked refund.
  • We will repair your product free of charge.

3 Biggest Beer Ads Lies:

  • Drinking beer is for macho men only.
  • You’ll meet lifelong friends drinking beer in a bar.
  • Women think drunken loud-mouths are sexy.