Funeral Arrangements

A dutiful son spoke to his ailing 95-year-old mother about her funeral arrangements.

He said to her, “I know this is an uncomfortable subject, Mom, but we need to make plans for your funeral. For instance, when you die, do you want to be buried or cremated?”

The old woman responded brightly, “I don’t know. Why don’t you surprise me?”

Thanks to Hekner

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