The following questions from lawyers were allegedly taken from official court records:-
Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?
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Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?
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The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
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Were you alone or by yourself.
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How long have you been a French Canadian?
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Do you have any children or anything of that kind?
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Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?
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So you were gone until you returned?
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You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?
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Sometimes people actually answer:-
Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he said, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
Q: Did he kill you?
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Q. I show you exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture.
A: That's me
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?
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Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
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Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
A: I'll be three months on November 8.
Q: Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?
A: Yes.
Q: What were you doing at that time?
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Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
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Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there girls?
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Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
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Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Edington at the rose Chapel?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Edington was dead at the time, is that correct?
A: No, you idiot, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy!
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And finally:-
A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a stupid question, interrupted himself and said, "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question."