(_|_) a regular a**
(_!_) a real a**
(__|__) a fat a**
(!) a tight a**
(_✔_) a smart a**
(_._) a flat a**
(_*_) a sore a**
(_!__) a lop-sided a**
{_!_} a wobbly a**
(_o_) an a** that’s been around
(_O_) an a** that’s been around a lot
(_x_) kiss my a**
(_X_) leave my a** alone
(_zzz_) a tired a**
(_13_) an unlucky a**
(_$_) money coming out of his/her a**
(_?_) a dumb a**