A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.
The current court trial of top English football manager Harry Redknapp saw The Sun newspaper adapt 'trials and tribulations' (a phrase highlighting a test of one's patience or endurance) for their headline. Redknapp, manager of London club Tottenham, dashed from court where he is on trial for tax-evasion to see his side beat Watford in the FA Cup. The Sun's headline was 'Trials And Jubilations For Harry Redknapp', substituting jubilation for tribulation.