A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.
You can't keep David Beckham out of the headlines even when he's not playing football. The Daily Star ran a story saying his sons Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz were left red-faced over the launch of his 'designer kecks' (underpants). The headline said: "David Beckham Is Pants As Dad.' Pants is slang for something that is no good.