A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.
How fitting that the Daily Mirror used the 1965 No.1 hit for The Rolling Stones, The Last Time, to inspire their headline of 'One Glast Time' on a story that the group is planning to play their last ever live gig at the Glastonbury Festival in 2013.