A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.
You'd probably have to be a fan of the hit 70s BBC TV comedy Fawlty Towers to get The Sun's headline, 'Just Don't Mention The Four...'. It's for the story that actor John Cleese has got married for the fourth time. Cleese wrote Fawlty Towers with one of his ex-wives Connie Booth and the series, set in an English holiday hotel, features the famous line 'Don't Mention The War' when a group of German guests come to stay.