After the Exam

Pass
Teacher:  "I taught him / her well."
Father:  "He's a chip off the old block."
Mother: "My prayers were answered."
Friend: "Let's go for a beer."

Fail

Teacher:  "He / she never concentrated in class."
Father:  (To mother) "He's your son. / She's your daughter."
Mother:  "I knew his / her wild ways would get him / her into trouble."
Friend: "Let's go for a beer."

Moral

Everything changes, but true friendship will always stay the same.