A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.
'It's The Wonder of Ewe' is The Sun's headline on a story that Elvis Presley's singer daughter Lisa keeps a flock of sheep on her 90 acre estate in West Sussex in the UK. It's a simple play on Elvis' 1970 hit 'The Wonder Of You', substituting 'ewe' (a female sheep) for 'you'.