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English Joke - Excuses Excuses

A husband came home from work and his wife walked up to him and slapped him across the face, "What was that for?" he cried. 

His wife fumed, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it."

The husband replied, "I bet on a race last week, and Jenny was the name of the horse.!"

The wife looked shamefaced, "I'm so sorry!"
 
The next day his wife hit him again as soon as he walked through the door.
 
The husband shouted, "What now?"
 
The wife said, "Your horse is on the phone."

 

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