Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
Why do couples hold hands during the ceremony? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

Having one child makes you a parent; have two and you become a referee.

A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.
We call our native language our mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!


Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let have 2 minutes silence.

But never forget –  A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.