MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm out shopping, and I've found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "£1,000? Why not? Go ahead and buy it, if you like it that much."
"WOMAN: "Well, whilst I'm on the phone, I stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
"MAN: "How much?
"WOMAN: "£85,000."
"MAN: "£85,000? OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make them an offer, but only offer £900,000."
"WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
"MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up and sees that the other men in the changing room are looking at him in astonishment.
He smiles and asks: "Anyone knows whose phone this is?"