A little Christmassy Joke

One evening, in a busy bar in Nottingham, a reindeer walked through the door, sidled up to the bar and ordered a martini.

Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed and poured the drink, set it in front of the reindeer, and accepted the twenty-pound note from the reindeer’s hoof.

As he handed the reindeer a few coins in change, he said, “You know, I think you’re the first reindeer I’ve ever seen in here.”

The reindeer looked at the coins in his hoof and said, “Hmmmpf. Let me tell you something, buddy!”

“At these prices, I’m the last reindeer you’ll see in here too!”