An elderly man had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed him to hear perfectly.

The elderly gentleman went back to the doctor after a month for a routine check, and the doctor said, ‘Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased 

that you can hear again.’ 

The man replied, ‘Oh, I haven’t told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!’