Two newlyweds were arguing about who should brew the coffee each morning.The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.”

The husband said, “You are in charge of the housework around here so you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.”

The wife replied, “No, you should do it, and besides it says so in the bible.”
Shocked the husband replied, “I don’t believe you! Show me!”So she fetched the family bible, opened it and showed him that at the top of several pages, it said: “HEBREWS.”