This one might be considered a bit rude, but it isn't really.
First customer: "Ship my pants. Right here? Ship my pants, you're kidding."
Sales Assistant: "You can ship your pants, right here."
First customer: "D'you hear that? I can ship my pants for free."
Woman: "Wow! I just may ship my pants."
First customer: "Yeah. Ship your pants. Billy, you can ship your pants too."
Billy: "I can't wait to ship my pants, dad."
Second customer: "I just shipped my pants, and it's very convenient."
Old man: "Very convenient."
Third customer: "I just shipped my drawers."
Fourth customer: "I just shipped my nightie."
Fifth customer: "I just shipped my bed!"
Sales Assistant: "If you can't find what you're looking for in-store, you'll find it at kmart.com right now, and ship it to you, for free."