A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.
A picture story of a lemur soaking up the sunshine at the Welsh Mountain Zoo, Colwyn Bay, North Wales, in a pose which looked as if he was meditating like Tibet's exiled spiritual leader, The Dalai Lama drew the headline 'Dalai Lemur' in The Sun newspaper.