1. “Dear, oh dear, oh dear – I don’t think there’s a collective name for a bunch of thickies!”
  2. “Who perhaps hasn’t really got a grasp of the English language?” 
  3. “Who would come third in a duel?”
  4. Who is obviously denser than Sherwood Forest?” 
  5. “Whose intellect is on a diet?” 
  6. “Who’s got varicose brains?” 
  7. Who’s as useful as a fan heater in the desert?” 
  8. “Who’s head has gone on holiday?” 
  9. “Who’s more twit than wit?” 
  10. Who here now would have trouble counting their legs?”