A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.
The 1976 war film, The Eagle Has Landed, provided the inspiration for the Daily Mail headline 'The Ego Has Landed' on a story that pop star Lady Gaga created a stir when she walked through Heathrow Airport arrivals in a sequined frontless Atelier Versace jumpsuit, which like so many of her outfits failed to cover a strappy corset bra.