A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.
A story in the Daily Star that Prince William visited a homeless centre in Sunderland and helped serve up a chicken curry, produced the headline 'Rice To See You', a play on 'Nice To See You, To See You, Nice' a popular catchphrase by TV entertainer Bruce Forsyth.