A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.
A story in The Sun about ginger tabby cat Jasper which follows commuters onto trains in North Shields, Tyneside, drew the headline 'Roaming Jasper Is Taking An Inter Kitty'. Using the title of Britiish Rail's Inter City service, it played with the word 'kitty' which is another name for cat.