A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.
A Twitter picture in the Daily Star of four horse riders in full riding gear waiting at traffic lights in Westminster during the tube striker which crippled London's transport system drew the headline 'The Four Horseman Of The Tube-pocalypse', a rather excitable exaggeration of the biblical reference, 'The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse'.