A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.
Nice bit of 'mis-spelling' by the Daily Star in their headline on a story that pet shop owner Dorothy Hunter, from Washington, Durham, is spending a month on a diet of cat and dog food to prove it's 'tasty.' Their headline of 'Bob Ap-Pet-Eat' is a clever play on bon appetit (enjoy your meal).