A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.
A Daily Mirror story that 35 year old Yvonne McColm gave birth to a baby girl in a casino car park in Edinburgh produced the headline 'Jacktot', a play on the word jackpot, which refers to a large cash prize in a game or lottery.
'Tot' means small child.