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Hairdresser1: The perfect sandwich?
Hairdresser2: White bread.
Hairdresser1: Brown.
Hairdresser2: White
Hairdresser1: Brown.
Female Golfer: Bagel!
Male Golfer: Bap!
Taxi Passenger: Bap?
Window Cleaner1: With bacon.
Window Cleaner2: Salami.
Window Cleaner1: Salami? Salami.
Hairdresser1: Ham should be thinly cut.
Hairdresser2: Thickly.
Hairdresser1: Thinly.
Hairdresser2: Thickly.
Female Golfer: Not cherry tomatoes?
Male Golfer: Plum.
Taxi Passenger: Plum? Man alive! What's wrong with big tomatoes?
Hairdresser2: And to top it off?
Female Golfer: Hellman's.
Male Golfer: Hellman's.
Taxi Passenger: Hellman's.
Hairdresser1 & Hairdresser2: Hellman's.
Taxi Passenger: You create the sandwich... Hellman's makes it! (Sings) That was the feta cheese in the black bread.
!Note - Hellmann's is a brand name in the UK used for a line of mayonnaise and other food products. The brand is owned by Unilever.