A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it’s all perfectly clear to the native speaker.

The 2000 hit record ‘Who Let The Dogs Out’ by The Baha Men is used as the headline in a Daily Express story about police patrolman Mark Wallace who rounded up nine puppies found left on a road in Seend, Wiltshire,  and put them into the back of his squad car. The pups clambered into the front seats setting off the in-car camera, police radio and the blue flashing lights.