DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows. You vote one of them in to the government.

WELFARE STATE: You have 2 cows. Your neighbour has none. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay for the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbour.

BUREAUCRACY: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away.

ANARCHY: You have 2 cows, but don’t believe in fences, so they run away.

SOCIALISM; You have 2 cows. Your neighbours have none. You give one to your neighbours, but your neighbours want both cows so they take over the government and become dictators.

COMMUNISM; You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM; You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM:You have 2 cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows. Your neighbour has none.  You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies. You sell them and retire on the income, while your neighbour starves to death.