A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.
This headline in the Daily Star works because two words sound familiar. The headline of 'Santa Banned By Elf And Safety' is on a story that a Barnsley taxi driver who wanted to dress up as Santa for charity was banned because the false beard would have broken health and safety rules.
'Elf', as in one of Santa's little helpers, sounds like 'health'. Get it?