A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.
The Daily Mail headline on a story that London's O2 arena is staging the largest collection of Elvis Presley possessions ever seen in Europe, produced the clever headline of 'O2 Suede Shoes', a play on Elvis's 1965 hit 'Blue Suede Shoes.'