In celebration of Ditch New Year’s Resolution Day.
New Years Resolutions You Have No Chance Of Keeping
- When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, “LOL”
- I will start using Facebook for something other than Farmville.
- I will try to figure out why I “really” need 5 Facebook accounts.
- I resolve to work with neglected children… my own.
- I will lose 20 pounds by going to the gym!
- I will spend less than five hours a day on the Internet.
- I will read the manual.
- I will spend less than £1000 on coffee at Cafe Nero this year.
- I will stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
- I will think of a password other than “password”
New Years Resolutions You Can Actually Keep
- I will read less.
- I will gain weight.
- I will start buying lottery tickets at a luckier shop.
- I will stop wasting my time exercising.
- I will watch more TV.
- I will procrastinate more.
- To save the planet, I will do less laundry.
- I will drink more.
- I will spend more time at work.
- I will eat out more.