Q: When should you go on a cheese diet? 
A: If you need to cheddar a few pounds 

Q: What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? 
A: All that was left was de brie.

Q: What do you call cheese that is sad? 
A: Blue cheese. 

Q: What do you call your cheese when someone is trying to steal it? 
A: Nacho Cheese! 

Q: What music genre appeals to soft cheeses? 
A: R’n’Brie 

Q: What is a cannibal’s favourite cheese? 
A: Limburger.

Q: What do you get when you cross and smurf and a cow? 
A: Blue cheese! 

Q: What is Tom Hanks’ favourite soft cheese? 
A: Philadelphia. 

Q: What hotel do mice stay in ? 
A: The Stilton 

Q: What do female cheeses like to do? 
A: Go on a shopping brie. 

Q: What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? 
A: Moatzeralla.

Q: What cheese should you use to hide a horse? 
A: Mascarpone. 

Q: What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? 
A: Caerphilly.

 Q: What cheese do beavers like?
A: Edam.

Q: What do you call an oriental cheese? 
A: Parm-asian.

Q: Who is the richest cheese in the world? 
A: Paris Stilton. 

Q: Why does cheese look sane? 
A: Because everything else on the plate is crackers.