Q: When should you go on a cheese diet? A: If you need to cheddar a few pounds
Q: What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? A: All that was left was de brie.
Q: What do you call cheese that is sad? A: Blue cheese.
Q: What do you call your cheese when someone is trying to steal it? A: Nacho Cheese!
Q: What music genre appeals to soft cheeses? A: R'n'Brie
Q: What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? A: Limburger.
Q: What do you get when you cross and smurf and a cow? A: Blue cheese!
Q: What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? A: Philadelphia.
Q: What hotel do mice stay in ? A: The Stilton
Q: What do female cheeses like to do? A: Go on a shopping brie.
Q: What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? A: Moatzeralla.
Q: What cheese should you use to hide a horse? A: Mascarpone.
Q: What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? A: Caerphilly.
Q: What cheese do beavers like?A: Edam.
Q: What do you call an oriental cheese?
A: Parm-asian.
Q: Who is the richest cheese in the world?
A: Paris Stilton.
Q: Why does cheese look sane?
A: Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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