A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.
The headline writers in the sports department of the Daily Mirror couldn't resist a cheeky dig at the Barcelona footballer Luis Suarez who scored two goals against Manchester City in the Champions League. Suarez hit the headlines in the World Cup for biting an opponent so the Mirror headline this time read 'Not Chew Again', insread of 'Not you again'.