A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that is intended to confuse but its all perfectly clear to the native speaker.
‘Like A Rolling Stone’ was a 1965 Bob Dylan song, but it has been adapted for a Daily Mail headline on a story that former White House adviser Jim Messina said that Rolling Stones front man Mick Jagger had correctly forecast the Conservative Party’s UK election result weeks before polling day. Their headline read: ‘Like A Polling Stone’.