A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.
'Dough' is slang for money so it's not surprising that the headline writers at the Daily Mirror used 'Love Me Dough' on a story that the jumbo J-160E acoustic guitar used by John Lennon to play on the 1962 hit "Love Me Do" has been sold for £1.7 million in California.