A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.
The Daily Star reported on a Britishness survey by reusing the first line of the Beatle's song "She Loves You" and replacing it with "We love brew". A "brew" is a cup of tea, and tea came third in a list of things that make us feel "British".