A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.
The Sun headline on a story that Prince William made a suprise visit to a school in Stevenage, Hertfordshire for a chicken dinner produced the headline 'School Din-Heir', making a simple use of the word heir, as in heir to the throne, as opposed to school dinner.