(The fastest place in the UK was Rickmansworth with download speeds of over 77Mbps, but Miserden is a digital black hole where only 17% of villagers are able to access superfast broadband, and the rest have to make do with average download speeds of 1.3Mbps. One poor resident recorded a "staggeringly low" speed of 0.12Mbps, it would be faster to send a letter!
At that rate the company worked out that it would take residents of Miserden 11 hours to download a high def version of the latest Bond film, Sceptre.
Amusingly, they would get faster broadband if they moved to Everest base camp!)