It were half past eleven,
I got in from t'pub,
I were feelin' hungry,
Feelin' hungry.
In went into t'kitchen,
To cook up some grub.
I went and forgot it,
Like a soft chuff.
Ohhhh! Me chip pan's on fire.
Should've had a pizza,
Or had a kebab.
I couldn't be bothered.
I thought I were clever.
Now me 'ouse is on fire,
And I'm out in t'street,
I'm in me pyjamas.
In pyjamas.
Ohhhh! Me chip pan's on fire.
Noooo! Me chip pan's on fire.
So if it's half past eleven,
And you get in from t'pub.
You're feelin' 'ungry,
A little peckish.
And you get into t'kitchen,
To cook up some grub.
Don't go and forget it,
Like I did.
Noooo! Me chip pan's on fire.
Noooo! Me chip pan's on fire.
Noooo! Me chip pan's on fire.
Noooo! Me chip pan's on fire.
Dial 999.
Emergency. Which service do you require.