(The top signs that this might be happening to you are:-
1. You fall asleep in the living room.
2. You have ‘a chair’
3. You enjoy Dad dancing
4. You spend time in the shed
5. You tell jokes that only you find funny
6. You don't know any artists in the top 40
7. You are spending longer on the toilet
8. You keep an eye on the thermostat
9. You get excited about white good sales
10. You enjoy embarrassing younger members of the family
Oh dear - apart from number 3 and number 7, I think I'm turning into my dad!)