Long Clawson Dairy in Leicestershire is going to make a limited edition run of Stilton this Christmas, which will cost about £60 for a cracker sized slice.

(It will work out at At £60.87 per 100g slice, or £608 a kilo.  Why is it so expensive?  Well it’s made with real gold.   Will anyone be dumb enough to buy it?  Of course they will.  The dairy has already been contacted by a variety of interested parties including an oil sheikh and a famous pop star.  Suffice to say, hubby will have to content himself with the usual mouldy variety.)