No, it’s not a typo, I mean Jenson Bottom (well that’s her nickname). Her real name is Jolene Van Vugt and she has just set a new land speed record – on a motorised toilet.

(The 31-year-old former motocross champion was performing at performing at the Nitro Circus stunt show, and she managed to speed along at 46mph – 4mph faster than the previous Guinness world record.

It’s people like her who make me think there’s hope for us yet:-