Fun with English – Top 10 Fringe Jokes 2019

The top 10 jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival have been chosen.

  1. “I keep randomly shouting out ‘Broccoli’ and ‘Cauliflower’ – I think I might have Florets” – Olaf Falafel
  2. “Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy” – Richard Stott
  3. “What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh” – Milton Jones
  4. “A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, ‘Yes, of course. That’s 20 cows” – Jake Lambert
  5. ”A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it” – Ross Smith
  6. “Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning” – Ross Smith
  7. “I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I’m really struggling to get out of it” – Adele Cliff
  8. “After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging” – Richard Pulsford
  9. “To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian” – Mark Simmons
  10. “I’ve got an Eton-themed Advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad’s contacts” – Ivo Graham
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