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October 1,
The Black Cat by Edgar Allan Poe - English story of the month - October

The Black Cat

Black cat

by Edgar Allan Poe (edited by Lynne Hand)

 

FOR the most wild, yet most homely narrative which I am about to pen, I neither expect nor solicit belief. Mad indeed would I be to expect it, in a case where my very senses reject their own evidence. Yet, mad am I not - and very surely do I not dream. But tomorrow I die, and today I would unburden my soul. My immediate purpose is to place before the world, plainly, succinctly, and without comment, a series of mere household events. In their consequences, these events have terrified - have tortured - have destroyed me. Yet I will not attempt to expound them. To me, they have presented little but horror - to many they will seem less terrible than barroque. Hereafter, perhaps, some intellect may be found which will reduce my phantasm to the commonplace - some intellect more calm, more logical, and far less excitable than my own, which will perceive, in the circumstances I detail with awe, nothing more than an ordinary succession of very natural causes and effects.

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September 30,
Silly Poems and Rhymes # 27

   Folks who hate folks make me grin, They're such lovely people within,We don't need Walpurgis, The truth it should urge us, We're just skeletons, covered with skin.  By Graham King - Used with permission  More Halloween Limericks here.

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September 30,
English Joke of the Month - October

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Here's a selection of Halloween jokes:-

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September 21,
An IQ test

1. A plane is traveling from America to Canada, unfortunately just as it reaches the border it crashes. Where should they bury the survivors, in America, or in Canada? 2. It's mid-winter and there is a strong wind blowing from the north. In which direction are the leaves being blown? 3. You're the driver of […]

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September 14,
What not to say to a policeman

Hey, you must’ve been doing’ about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job! I'm sorry, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a policeman. Would you mind holding my beer while I find my driver’s license? You know, […]

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September 7,
Call Centre Conversations

Samsung ElectronicsCaller: 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?'Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't know who you are talking about'.Caller: 'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you […]

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