There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.

This was sent to me by Tim Penner in Canada."Canada's Prime Minister in the late 50's and early 60's was John Diefenbaker, notorious in the French-speaking province of Quebec for his horrible French pronunciation, (he couldn't speak French, he just read it out loud.) One day, he was expressing his appreciation for having been invited […]

BEAR: What your trade account and wallet will be when you take a flyer on that hot stock tip your secretary gave you. BOND: What you had with your spouse until you pawned his/her golf clubs to invest in Amazon.com. BROKER: The person you trust to help you make major financial decisions. Please note the […]

Average life expectancy ( in seconds ) of an enemy soldier in a Chuck Norris film: 4 Number of men who have written letters proposing marriage to Vanna White: 3506 Age most people stop believing in Santa Claus: 8 Age most people stop believing in politicians: 7 Number of chemical elements in the universe: 104 […]